I n t e r v i e w s
Gene: Hey, wait a minute. Speaking of chicks, as you're getting a little response here tonight...Billy Kidman, have you seen the Nitro Girls pay-per-view? Huh?
Kidman: The question isn't "have I seen it," it's "how many times did I see it?".
Gene: Me too, 17 times.
Kidman: I'm up a little past that, but keep that quiet.
Gene: Well, of course, it was a very interesting pay-per-view with the Nitro Girls, featuring the gals from right here on Monday nights. Is there a favorite in the group that you kinda picked out?
Kidman: Well, you know, all the Nitro Girls are good-looking and everything, but, I mean no disrespect to Page, because he got me where I am today...
Gene: Diamond Dallas Page?
Kidman: Yeah, but Kimberly is just drop-dead gorgeous.
Gene: Is she killer or what?
Kidman: She stole the show. She's my personal favorite.
Gene: She is your personal favorite?
Kidman: And I mean no disrespect to Page. It's like I said, you know, he helped me out a lot...
Gene: Wait a minute. I'm getting word here that we may have an uninvited guest, I'm sorry to say. {to DDP} This time has been allocated to Billy Kidman, Diamond Dallas Page.
DDP: {to Kidman} What the hell are you talking about?
Gene: {to DDP} Well actually, I think he was giving your wife, and even you, a compliment. {to Kidman} What about it, Billy?
Kidman: C'mon, Page. You know I have nothing but respect for your wife. You know, I wouldn't disrespect you like that either, you know? I just think she's a beautiful woman.
DDP: Kidman, I don't think you could spell respect, so let me help you...R...E...S {slaps Kidman's face and slams him to the mat}. Bring the rest out here. Obviously this filthy little buggar thinks he's got a shot, but not on my time.